I have always had really vivid colourful and confusing dreams. I sometimes find it hard to tell the difference between what's real and what I've seen when I'm sleeping. When I was little I was sure I had seen a hot air balloon in the shape of Riff Raffs head on my garage roof and no-one could convince me otherwise. I'm still not convinced it wasn't really there. Then there was the time I didn't speak to my friend Jenny for three days because I dreamt I had restyled her pubic hair, it was awkward. And there was the time I was annoyed with my mum for not remembering me taking her to the opera and then an expensive dinner (didn’t happen).

I called this project Digestive Movement because I once had a very nice lady friend who was a colonic irrigationist. She told me that my bright, colourful dreams were nothing more than my dinner moving through my system whilst I slept.

I have been collecting my dreams for the last 9 years. I will post a dream whenever I can and illustrate the part of it that most stays with me when I wake up.
PLEASE CLICK ON THE UNDERLINED LINK IN THE TEXT IN EACH DREAM AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO THE ILLUSTRATION.

Dream 35: 08/03/2011
I am with Julia B buying a pair of slippers that are in the shape of cowboy boots. All my possessions are under a bench in the airport. Julia B is going to tell me about her life. I am at the park next to the supermarket. It is huge and beautiful and full of skeletons. I see Julia in the street. I go to a bar where Dr House is working behind the bar. A man that looks a lot like Eddie B asks to have sex with me. I tell him that I know he has syphilis. I play with the guinea pig he has on the sofa. It has long white hair with coloured streaks. I leave the bar and graffiti something on the door. A woman takes me to a church inside the bar. It is decorated all in white with spirals on the ceiling.

Dream 34: 08/03/2011
I am in a high speed chase in the streets of Venezuela. I am being shot at with invisible bullets that make a large bang. I go to a swimming pool where I am making a film beginning with my aunt Yolanda's half naked body dancing in a blue g-string. The pool is full of people. When I’m done filming I get on a bus. I am sitting on the back of the bus it gets tipped over by fat street locals. I am on an airplane. Under my seat there are hundreds of pairs of my mothers shoes. At the end of the flight I have to collect them all in my arms.

Dream 33: 08/03/2011
I am in a car driving to Dalston with Olivia S. The place has its own language. We are in a car and a man gets in the boot. We tell him to get out. A man is taking my measurements. He is black and is very handsome. I am topless. I want to have sex with him. Jared Leto has anal sex on the bed. There is an electric fan covered in fruit smoothie. Someone is at the door. I am hanging out with the Queen of England outside a gallery in London. She is my aunty. I go to get something for the Queen from the shop next door. On the way back my foot falls in a small hole, and then a puddle. The Queen is laughing.

Dream 32: 08/03/2011I am in my flat. I look behind the sofa, and see a huge moth hatching from a yellow toenail-like rock attached to the wall of my living room. When it hatches, it is enormous. I am with Txuso. We scream and hide behind the table. The moth folds out like a piece of tracing paper. It is square in shape and floats. Suddenly a coloured cape hangs down from its back like a window blind unfolding. The moth tries to merge into my square pillow.

Dream 31: 21/02/2011
I walk around the corner and I see a builder breaking eggs into his lap There is a very gay window cleaner coming out of his house in a tight short t-shirt. He is also wearing high heels. He walks up the street while cleaning all the windows. The window cleaner and I are in a dark prison cell together. He is wearing a wedding dress. My old boss Maria Jose shows me an artist composite of a new group she has signed at the agency. The name of the group is Thelematicos, except that it is a different Thelematicos to the one I recognize. They look like Nachi and Sergio, but are ugly versions. They are wearing orange and yellow shirts. I see in the distance my sister, Rachel, having sex on top of a car with a friend. I am in a Mcdonalds at the airport complaining about the service. Vlad, one of the models I work with, is serving me.

Dream 30: 17/02/2011
I am at a party at night in a large cafe. It is full of people I don't recognize. The party is going to go on all night. Nachi is there and he is insulting an MTV presenter who has a fake leg. I live in a guinea pig hutch outside of where the party is located. I tell Nachi he can't live with me anymore because I am embarrassed by his behaviour.

Dream 29: 07/01/2011
I am with friends on a water slide. Then I am at my parents flat with Maria Jose my old boss. I am cleaning the house as if it was hers. She has a very cute dog with her. Her boyfriend Edu is flying a plane outside of the window in a cloudy fog. A group of people come into the flat from a bar. They tell us they are going to take us out for dinner. I am being chased. I am climbing up many different poles to get to the house of a man I've just met. The men chasing me are all very violent and dressed in different variations of purple.

Dream 28: 13/10/10
Nachi has wrestled a snake and has left it in cupboard. I cook all the contents of the wardrobe as if I were turning it into a meal. Nachi then says to me that the snake was in the cupboard, and I'm worried I'm going to die. I am in a house in the country. There are wolves in the garden. I am sharing a bed with my sister Becky. In the garden, by the watering pond, there are loads of snakes. Rachel my sister picks up a handful of snakes and throws them into the water. I am in a library and people are having sex on a bed. I am stealing things and putting them into my bag. I am following a couple into their home. They are in the middle of a huge argument and are breaking up. I ask the woman, ''what's going on?'' I get stuck in a spiral staircase and the woman explains she has fallen back in love with her ex. The ex is running up the stairs trying to explain something to an elderly blonde woman. The other woman and I hide in the staircase. She tells me she is getting married. We go back onto the streets of Knightsbridge there is a cello case on the floor of the street with blood dripping out from the inside.

Dream 27: 28/09/10
I am re-painting my grandmothers walls in her home. I see her ghost. I am watching a young woman on the television. Dark lines appear from nowhere on the walls. My aunt, Judith, is thin and has red hair. She is at a neighbour's house I am watching her from a distance. My sister Becky is an alcoholic. She is drinking out of a bottle that is green and white. My aunt Judith is telling me she is going to go into the Big Brother house. I am eating a steak off the floor. The television we are watching fills up with vegetables.

Dream 26: 26/09/10
I am Harry Potter and I am being chased by a group of people who are trying to kill me. I am in a shopping centre. A man is performing a voodoo ceremony on me. I have a red broomstick. It has yellow, black, white and blue stripes. In my pocket, I have a yellow-spotted salamander with pink spots and a red bow.
Dream 25: 20/09/10
I am a man and am making music video for the band New Order. I am with a group of Americans. We are being given lessons and there is another film director. He has a guitar. He has song lyrics painted on the guitar in pink handwriting. My old school tutor, Mrs Smith, is there with me and so is my old school teacher Mr Mansfield. He is wearing a blue jacket with sparkles, a pink shirt, and an orange tie.There is a creepy bearded guy wearing clothes that have a lot of holes. There are different movie cameras inside plastic bags in the cafeteria we are in. The director is filming a trains and cars sequence. Frasier Crane is there. He is going to see a film at 14.30 with Jo O' B, a girl I went to school with. They are going to a sweet shop. There is a person holding up a painting of a sweet shop on a canvas. My friend, Lee T, is inside the sweet shop. He is filming a real life documentary. The camera enhances the reality and it looks a bit
like Barcelona. They are filming on a street called Caus Street.

Dream 24: 19/09/10
I am with my dad and my family. I am wearing a Mickey Mouse jacket, trainers, and leggings. I am standing on a scale. Someone tells me it is the latest technology and it says I am much fatter than I actually am.I am in foreign country there is a huge screen showing clips of the Jeremy Kyle Show. I climb up a bar made of ice. My mum is there and she climbs over the bar. A bartender throws her out over the top of it. I am with Nachi in a small-spaced room. He asks to have sex, but I don't want to and I start choking and dribbling. I open my mouth and see a ball of hairs on one side of it. I pull a huge ball of wet hair out of my mouth. I pull and pull, and suddenly I can hear better. I tell Nachi. He is disgusted and comes back from the bathroom. Nachi is holding Txusos cat. It can talk. It sticks its claws into me. The pain really hurts. The cat is talking and showing off. I start screaming. I am bleeding and the cat's claws have gone through my hand. I am furious. I am Brad Pitt and I am wearing a coat belonging to Henry the VIII. I am in Medieval times. Queen Elizabeth I is wearing a red bikini.I am trying to kill my family so I can get their inheritance.

Dream 23: 15/09/10
My father is a mafia boss. He is burying a large package made out of papier maché which looks suspiciously like a dead body. We are in an open woodland. There are workmen in the garden spying Chris and I. I go see the Japanese boy that lives on the other side of the fence. My sister Rachel has a purple rat with a coffee cup hat. He is on a lead. Rachel is with her ex-boyfriend. Chris goes on a roller coaster in the garden. There is a Chinese Mary Poppins sitting in the front seat of the rollercoaster. There is a party for Nicki S. I'm told I cannot sit with her because she hates me. I throw a glass of wine in her face.

Dream 22: 08/09/10
I am with Rosie, and we are running up the stairs trying to escape from someone Rosie and I pick off cheese and ham hanging from vines. There is a woman with the face of a pig.I am at a swimming pool filming a scene for a movie. There is a transvestite smoking a spliff and wearing high heels. She is carrying a very ugly handbag. I am driving an army tank. I crash it into the town hall. Rachel D. is in a play and it is about ornaments that have been broken. On the stage by a bed there is a glass of blue water. There is a small mountain of sand near painted buildings at the back of the film set. There is a competition for the perfect man and one of the contestants has long red hair. He is known as the cad. There are guinea pigs and ferrets in cages. I have a threesome and then I die.

Dream 21: 07/09/10
I am in a car and I am driving to a hotel. The bed in the hotel bedroom is a small swimming pool and I am swimming in the water. The restaurant in the hotel is called "Restaurant Amnesty." I am moving to a house next door to the "Lung Centre." I am driving around town with Ian. I get out of the car and look at the pavement. There are tiles on some steps and small newts crawling about on them. I see a dwarf with a very long tongue. He can dance. He is called the 'Dancer of Tongues.' A small green car is flying alongside him.There is a big vibrator in the room and it is perverse. Someone implies having sex with the dwarf. I say no. I am told he comes from a Victorian family. He writes me a love letter in glitter. My parents find the letter and I am thrown out of my house. I have a talk with my sisters.

Dream 20: 27/07/10
I am at a train station. I am with my sister's ex-boyfriend Chris. He is laughing. A younger, more handsome version of John Snow, the news reporter, is flirting with me. My granny is there are she has very red eyes. She is lying on a plastic curtain in the middle of a swimming pool. My family is crying. My aunt, Miranda, is having lunch by the swimming pool. There has been a death in the family and everyone has very red eyes from crying. There is a stone statue of a woman giving a man a blowjob. My friend Bobs is hiding secret papers in a rucksack.

Dream 19: 21/07/10
I have invited my friend Heidar on holiday. My dad is on a lower level of hotel in his underwear. His friend, Toni Collette, is wearing my sunglasses. I am in a singing competition. I am picking out a skirt to wear. I look out of the window and I see London by night. I see a black girl with purple hair wearing a yellow belly dancing outfit. She is holding a blood-stained broomstick.The backstreet boys are signing records in a very simple changing room.

Dream 18: 20/07/10
I am at a job interview with my friend. We are first to be interviewed and the interviewers are unimpressed. They are filming an advert for 1800, which is a type of Holy Water sold to hospitals. Fievel Mousekewitz will star in the advert. He is wearing a talking badge.We film the advert. A woman has had an abortion. It has leaked onto the floor and it looks like egg whites. Danielle Moff, a girl I used to go to school with, has an interview. She has to sing a song. She is under a spotlight that turns from red to grey. I am having lunch at my old school. It is wet croissants, cheese, and ham. Mr. Veloso, my old Spanish teacher, has made pomegranate juice and prepared something called Bon Nadal sweets. They hang from the doorknob. There are sheep in a barn making squawking sounds. I feed them cheese. There are raccoons, worms and stripey birds. There is a French guy and he is a photographer. I start to kiss him. Rachel and Becky are there and they have their periods. We are in a hotel room that is very white. A girl is there, but she moves away because we are talking about her boob job. I am in a dark Victorian courtyard. I am lost I can't find my family. I am kissing someone and it is implied I am slutty. Txema is watching. I tell him to go impregnate his wife.

Dream 17: 13/07/10
I am eating something called ''Cholorophyl Pine Nuts'' and they are pine nuts only green. I see a grey man at a window. I am falling into a sea of mud. I am with Pamela Anderson. I have broken a baby. I am upstairs in a room full of furniture. There is a black girl called Shanella in the room with me. We see a white long-haired cat who has a little jockey man riding on its back.I am having a flashback. In the flashback, I am seeing statues coming to life. The statues are very big. I am having a picnic on the side of the street with my family.

Dream 16: 12/07/10
I am at Framewood Manor walking around the gardens. It looks the same as when I was little, but different at the same time. My job is to keep my mother's secret cupboard tidy. In the garden is a statue of a saint. There is a sacrificed chicken's head sitting on it. There is a buffet in kitchen with every food in the world. It specializes in every different type of rhubarb. In the fridges are spiders and rats running around on each others backs. There are monkeys in fridges and they are all alive. I pick one out and it is put in my bowl. I go and hand it to the chef, but I change my mind and ask her if I can or what will happen. She drowns the baby gorilla. I tell her, ''That's not right; that's murder.'' She says, ''You were going to eat it.'' I'm shocked by the buffet. It looks like a zoo. A sexy lady who is half chicken half woman is smoking a long cigarette.

Dream 15: 11/07/10
I am in a cooking class inside an old abandoned warehouse. My sister Rachel and I eat everyone else's food and then we leave the room. I am on the bus with Nachi. Jordi showing us his penis. Nachi and I are sitting next to each other. I am in the airport, on the tarmac. I meet a woman and her husband. She has just given birth on the tarmac right beside an airplane, over a huge buffet of assorted currys. She is naked and has her legs spread wide open.

Dream 14: 09/07/10
I am in a big house with a big swimming pool. The house has an assistant, and he loves my drawings. Next door to my house, lives a black family and they have their own cult. I go over to see the house and two of the girls come out and greet me. They are twins, and they both share a huge afro. They are carrying a fat, silver Japanese baby who is holding an eyeball balloon. We all look up at a storm and there is lightening over our heads. On the street where we live there are chickens in cages. There is a cage of angry, bright orange mice. The twins chase me through the house. I find my sister Becky hiding at a party upstairs. It is a party for MTV and Hollyoaks. On the wall there are posters and they say "Who is Coby Curie? we must expose him..." Becky and I take one off the walls. A tall, blonde man comes up to us. He is angry about something, but he tells me that he loves Becky. The room is full of people dressed up in fancy, expensive clothes and lots of make up. There is a group in the corner wearing army clothes with holes exposing private areas. They have busted up mouths and eyes. I go out onto a terrace and jump over the side of it onto the rocks.

Dream 13: 08/07/10
I am at Placa de Sants in a hotel. I am wearing leggings and nothing else. My surroundings look a bit like India. I am scared. Something is going on and for some reason I know it is called a "Porno War." My dog, Julie, is talking to me. I have left the hotel on roller skates. I have met up with my dad. He is transferring money to Kent for an Australian holiday. I am holding a young boy's hand and I am leading him to a place called the "Health Hotel." It has pianos for stairs. My dad is chatting up a very fat lady. It is raining on the stairs. I walk outside. I am looking at the grave of a frog. Someone has left gold offerings on top of it as a sacrifice.

Dream 12: 07/07/10
I am a wait staff at a place called Calles, which is half boat and half hotel. I am going on a coach ride with friends over green mountains and rocks. We go to a restaurant. I am wearing sexy high heels and eating a sandwich. Someone makes me an expresso from a machine. I am reading a political cartoon about the King and Queen having sex.They appear in front of me having sex. A soldier arrives and he is filming them. The soldier shows us what is on the inside of a shark. I am writing down things about myself. I am nervous. I have written the words 'dancing tunic.' The soldier has bright red hair. Five giant, silver babies appear they are chasing us. They fire a gun. I am on the road and see Spiderman. I enter a theme park called Lil Kim World. A baby in a pram is running after us. The baby has peanut butter on his hands. I see an old man crying. My sister Rachel is standing on a beautiful bridge.

Dream 11: 06/07/10
I am looking at a gold-plated Hitler and he is shooting at me from the bus stop. It is being filmed for a movie. I am watching a cat and mouse chase. Gwyneth Paltrow is naked and we are lying next to each other on two tombstones. My sister Becky throws spaghetti on my Mac computer. I'm very angry with her and she's angry with my mum for telling her to do it. I am watching a movie called "Tales" in Gracia. I have seen it before. I look out of the window and see lots of famous people arriving at a secret beach. I am with Constance. We walk into the bathroom. It is very small. There is no way you can pee in the cubicles because of the size. I have no idea how to use the toilet. Next to the loo is a jewel encrusted toilet brush.There is a woman giving birth to several babies in the corner.

Dream 10: 10/06/10
I am walking down a street in Tonbridge Wells. I see a homeless girl straddling and kissing some homeless-looking junkies on a bench. The men are very dirty. I start crying when I see her. I fall to my knees and open my bag and get out money to give to her. I see a twenty euro note, but I don't want to give it her. I look back in my bag and get out a euro instead. I don't give it to her. I just walk away. I am at a wedding reception and there is a voice narrating. Jay Manuel from Americas Next Top Model is there and he is reciting a text. The homeless girl is there and she is being strange and shouting. She gets a gun from the table and blows her brains out. The narrating voice speaks and says '... and that is the true story of sinister behaviour.' I am wearing a hat that is a very high-heeled boot and it covers my face.The American flag is printed on the boot. It has a mesh that is over my face. I am at my house with Nachi and my parents are sleeping in a tiny room in the middle of the flat. Nachi and I find a secret room in the house and wonder why we have never slept there before. Nachi is wearing a 80's punk outfit with suspenders and small denim cut up shorts. He rubs my face in pink clay.

Dream 9: 08/06/10
I take off my socks and see that my foot is rotten.I smell my toes and they smell like potato crisps. I taste my toes and they taste salty. I have an ingrown toenail (which is black and looks like a small toenail) coming from the corner of the big toe.

Dream 8: 29/04/10
I am interviewed for a magazine. I am outside my house in London on a cordless phone. I ask to receive the magazine at my house. The person I speak to tells me to come and pick it up. I am given a clear bag with two pigs feet inside of it.

Dream 7: 28/02/10
I am the manager of a band. The members have the heads of coconuts. Their instruments are also made of coconuts, and their songs are amazing. They are playing an outdoor concert and there are six girls in the front row wearing bikinis. They have huge breasts and they are jumping up and down. Jarvis Cocker and Damon Albarn are in the audience watching my coconut band. Everyone in the audience is cheering. My friend Bianca is throwing waffles into a small pond next to where the audience is.

Dream 6: 27/02/10
Robert de Niro is my new boss and I'm giving him a blow job. I'm am in my bedroom on calle Ferran. Alice and her friend are in my bed. Nachi is sitting naked in a store. A young, redheaded man comes over to talk to me. I go to the boiler room in my flat. I look out of my window and see a lot of gay men hanging their dicks out the window. Its 6 o'clock. I remember that all the gay men stick their dicks out the window at this time to seduce each other. I run to tell Nachi about it and he's in bed with three men. I start beating him up and crying. I am leaving him. I won't let him get in the car that pulled up to take me away.

Dream 5: 31/12/09
I am fishing with a creature that is half fish on top, and half human on the bottom. He has bright blue eyes. He is wearing socks made of marijuana leaves.The creature whispers to me "Grandad makes you foamy." We walk to a fish restaurant. When we get there the maitre' de has killed his wife with huge fish bones. He throws the bones into the air. The fish creature and I run to catch the train.

Dream 4: 12/12/09
I am a student at a Jewish University in the UK. They only speak Hebrew. It reminds me of Brunel University. There is a door that leads into a theater. I hear a loud noise. Every time I hear that noise I know that a man in a white horse costume will jump down three theater tiers. He will lie with his neck twisted and his behind in the air in a red velvet theater box. There is a feeling of impending doom in the air. The seats are full. Sitting in a row of theater seats (with people placed between them) are seven Spanish looking men with black, curly hair. Manu is there. I recognize all the men. The faces of these men turn a bright white. They say they have caught a deadly virus three days prior and are now all going to die. They explain we are going to die too. I have died temporarily. We all wake up in unison and clap. We are looking at an empty stage. There are rugby players wearing cooking aprons and showing their bare bottoms whilst barbecuing sausages on the grass. I see a small black child paying for a parking ticket at a machine. Behind her a fat, short, black security guard walks. He lies on the ground holding a rifle and shoots the child through the heart. I run away with tears streaming down my face. The part of the car park where I am is full of police. They ask everyone to get into two queues: witnesses and non-witnesses. I am hysterical and frightened. I walk up to a policeman and I'm crying out to him, "What if I saw? What if I saw?" We walk through back passages and he asks me to explain what I saw. The murderer who is a security guard walks past and I shout, "That's him!" The guard says he knows my face and he'll break out of the cell and kill me. There is a kind lady policeman and she takes me to her house. A train track passes through her tiny garden filled with cockroaches of all different shapes, colours, and sizes. We look over at the cell where the guard is held. He has chewed through the bars and is escaping. He runs down the train track with a thin, white woman on his arm. She has a heavy fringe and she looks like a crack addict. She falls into swampy water (which is filled with brown dead leaves) and drowns. My friend, the female police officer, shoots the guard in the head.

Dream 3: 03/12/09
I am wearing a leopard skin belt that has strings of pearls that go to the floor and a red shaggy wig. I own my own store that sells candles made of good luck trolls.The shop is full of vintage dresses, huge pieces of jewellery, and sparkly make up. My assistant is a woman called ‘Lady Candela.' She has a dress made of different flowers and she wears a straw Moroccan hat on her head. Underneath her dress she wears complicated bondage lingerie with real silver hooks and straps. In the store I also sell sock hats which are actual socks you where on your head. They come in every single colour. There are some that are in a section called ‘Gemonic’ sock hats which means they have jewels on them.

Dream 2: 22/11/09
I'm in a farmers market where a lady is collecting people with special needs and showing them into a van. I have a huge mosquito bite on my finger. The whole finger is green and swollen with an acid green foam coming out of it.I'm in my flat in a small pink room with peeling walls. There is a giant bottle with the words 'cheap lubricant' written on the side if it. In the main room there is a huge collection of human size dinosaurs and aliens. A man walks out of the wall with a large sword in his hand and decapitates two statues--one of me and one of Ricky Gervais. There are girls sitting on the floor of the main room throwing clothes away. In the corner of the room there is a large red sofa. I am escaping from my old boarding school, Benenden. I’m having an affair with a teacher. I'm going to the nearby village and I see my dad having an affair with Scarlett Johansson. Nadia, a girl from my design school, is in my house selling chocolates and underpants.

Dream 1: 21/11/09
I am in a dark and crowded Hip Hop club. I am on the dance floor dancing with my Spanish teacher Miss Moore. It's a really small room and its filled with older people. Suddenly, they are all cramming to get out of the two small doors at the back. We both push through finally and run through one of the doors. We see a train and we both know it is going to East London. . I get off the train and call Robert. My dad tells me he is going to fire Robert because of his bad plumbing work. (Robert is not a plumber in real life). I'm in a small room looking through large piles of books. I find a book called 'The Dudua guide to Catalan history.' There are also several books about Pomba Gira. Robert takes the form of a large white man and he and a strange man are trying to kill me with a large metal wrecking ball. Their eyes are flashing blue and red. Over the side of the building they are throwing huge bits of plaster and rubble. I’m sitting on an outside terrace with many steps leading up to it. Another Northerner joins and sits with me. I'm in a prison cell whenJoe Jonas comes in offering me heated up liver on a silver tray.